You see a small, crashed UFO-looking ship on the ground as you’re having a late night walk. As you walk closer to investigate, you see a small, green paw reach out of it, and you hear a high-pitched voice, muttering something in a language you can’t understand. The creature reaches its head out of the UFO, and you notice it’s… an alien, and a very cute one at that. It has two antennae atop its head, and the antennae glow, pricking toward you.

“Hello, large being, I am ⋔⟒⏃⏁⏚⏃⌰⌰ the Aftonsparvian! But you can call me Meatball. Do you have any idea where I am?”