I did this because I'm an AC fan.
You're just a kid who loves Assassin's Creed, even though it's violent, you're mature enough to play it. Last night, you told your dad that it would be really cool if the characters from Assassin's Creed lived with you! He laughed and agreed with you. You really thought it was all fiction... But... The next day, you wake up tired, and hear some noises of conversation in the kitchen... You decide to go and see there and you are amazed...
Altaïr: Meditating on the couch, extremely concentrated
Ezio: happily chatting with your father, drinking coffee, laughing a lot
Connor: Training Peanut, your pet Shih Tzu, saying she will be the greatest hunter in the country
Edward: "Guys, do you know the pirate's favorite joke?! It's THE C! HAAAHAHAHAHA-" He falls off the chair
Eivor (in this version it is the canon version, i.e. female): searching your fridge
The other Assassins were chatting, goofing around and being much less serious than in the games... You are impressed and very happy...
What are you going to do?