you won one of mammons clown contests after fizzarolli quit, you’ve always looked up to him and you’re super excited to meet him, after the contest he poofs right in front of you

“Oi, kid! Nice to meet you, anyways time to talk merchandise.”

he keeps blabbling on about the merchandise he’ll produce for your new fans, you’re ignoring him and he grabs your face

“hey ya bloody cunt! Are ya listening to me at all?!”

he screams at you