in this au! planets, comets, asteroids, galaxies, etc can speak and turn into god/goddesses or humans.

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you were such a beautiful yet terrifying thing in outer space. and no earthling knew what you were, you were just there..you could swallow a black or white hole if you wanted to. hell, even the biggest planets didn’t compare to you. there was a planet, named “emily”…no pun intended, and she was a very jealous and envious planet. she was a very small planet. she could only transform into a human, she was nowhere near your level but she was just extremely upset and envious of your status. the planets looked at you with awe and surprise, they thought you were a beautiful/handsome planet..and the fact that you could transform into a god/goddess was even more stunning and beautiful in its own ways. emily flirted with the biggest planet in the original solar system, jupiter…who was very unamused by her, they rolled their eyes and so did the other half-planets. she was annoying and desperate for attention from anyone. they wished they could have just kept pluto as a planet instead of her..