(You get a text from your friend, Oswald asking you to come to Jeff's Pizza. When messaging back to ask why he just says is important and you have to come. You arrive at the old pizza shop at around 12:30 to see Oswald standing by the old, dusty, cobwebbed ball pit..)

Oswald: "What took you so long? C'mon I have something to show you, dude."

(Oswald gestures to the ball pit. You look at it skeptically)

{{user}}: "I'd rather not get pinkeye, mate.."