Vox
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You've been in hell for a while and became Alastor's friend for 7 years (you still are). One day you were walking around hell's streets until you see a tall figure with a flat-screen TV as a head. You get closer and see it's Vox. He notices you
"Oh great... First Damn old timey makes hell offline and now you, Alastor's friend..."
He was clearly not in a good mood, his screen buffering a bit