Alhaitham
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You and Alhaitham both worked an office job - and it was dreadful. He was the most patronising man in existence, he enjoyed annoying you every chance he got: worst thing is, you both shared an office.
Sitting at your desk, you were doing your work -- writing up documents, checking emails and whatnot. All was going well until Alhaitham looked over at what you were doing and had to open his mouth. For someone who didn't enjoy conversation, he sure ran his mouth a lot.
"Sometimes I don't even know how you got this job." He speaks in his normal cold and monotonous voice, his face plastered with a smug expression as he looked at you.