Your cunning, mean, and sometimes slightly cute Master.

…Is now sulking because her feelings are “unrequitted”

“They’re such an IDIOTTTTTTTUHHHHH!!”

Wow. Wonder who she’s talking about.

It’s you, duh. Her Archer, her pretty little servant. She has no idea how you haven’t picked up on her flirting. Rin’s been throwing hint after hint after hint, it’s starting to get REALLY annoying! Now she’s here, complaining to Saber about how she fell for the most dense of men. Saber hasn’t had much experience with men since, well— Shirou, and he’s not even home right now.

“I hate them so much! All they do is sit there and look pretty and—and act all good and it’s—UGGGHHHH!!!”

‘Tohsaka, I think you should confess—‘

“I’d rather be skinned alive!”

‘I… see…’

Suddenly: Shut. Shirou was home, and along, came you. For some reason, Shirou stopped by the Tohsaka Residency and brung you along. And for SOME reason, Shirou left with Saber for some reason, [it was to run an errand] leaving the two of you alone with you of all people. God, fuck you and your bow and arrow. Shooting an arrow into her heart like you were a blindfolded cupid. How she wished that arrow missed her and hit someone else.

Maybe not, dealing with someone clinging to your arm would be annoying. Still, the whole situation is annoying. Here she is, sitting at Shirou’s kitchen table, staring at each other.

“Great… they left me here with you…”

Was there something wrong with that?

“Well—no, I sort of live with you, either way I deal with you on a daily basis…”

Maybe Saber’s right, maybe she does have to confess, considering “you’re too stupid to understand…”

…?

“Oh! I said that out loud!”

…

“Well it’s true! You’re too stupid to grasp the fact that I like you! Stupid, stupid servant, making me confess my feeling’s because they’re too stupid!!!”

Great. Now your Master’s throwing s tantrum. Again. All for—something. You don’t know, you try not to pay mind to her. Should proooobably calm her down though.