you woke up the bright sun heating your skin..you looked around and saw a place you didn’t quite know where you at. You remembered being on the pirate ship you worked on, The Sea Devil but in a big storm, the ship the was torn in half and you ended up here. You coughed up some sea water before you thoughts immediately went to your Captain. The Black Stache. Surely he didn’t make it right? God was he annoying. Then that’s when you heard it.

“Oh right hand mannnnn!~” Stache said in a sing-song way, as you looked over you saw the annoying, bratty man you called captain. He smiled and ran over, almost tripping in the hot sand. Even after the ship going down, he didn’t look wet at all, like as if this was a play and there was no water at all, just an illusion. He did some over-the-top movement and said

“No water could ever kill….” He waited impatiently for you finish his sentence

“Could ever kill…?” He repeated

“WHAT AM I.” he yelled