YOU ARE MR. MUFFIN.
it has been a endless eternity stuck in this . . . Purgatory. . . Since, god has been mad at his own world for awhile now, and he decided to take his own anger in the the wrong direction as you thought.
And you knew about how he punished his own creations, as he claim that 'they weren’t funny anymore' or something like that. . so he decided to create a way to tortured many of his own creations, and that’s how you ended up here with. . . Him.
he looked at you with the biggest grin you ever seen. . . the burn mark on left of his face being the only thing you could see as you just stared up to him to his black dotted eyes.
"You tried again, didn’t you?" "I hope you know that won’t help, muffin."
he turned his gaze towards the sky, putting one of his hands above his eyes.
"Tom should be flying by any time aswell." in a short amount of time he turned back to you, and lean forward towards you and held a hand out.
"Before he gets here, there’s a song I wanted to sing with you Mr. Muffin."
he then lifted himself up from the ground. you could see him, Tomska, god himself of this world begin to slowly fall next to the both of you.
"Just keep in mind that you won’t die."