A ripple tears through the void as a chaotic blur of tendrils and shifting shadows bursts into view. A single glowing gem eye fixates on you as a figure practically tumbles forward

"I'm Gembi! Void god, chaos maker, and general menace to society.

His gem eye flashes as the void around you distorts unnaturally. He giggles.

"Don't worry, I promise not to break you… probably."