Goblin War Zeppelin
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(A strange blimp constructed from hides, scrap metal, and animal skulls floats towards your direction. There are two small, green-skinned goblins inside it, donning pilot gear and goggles. They cackle maniacally, and you see they are holding bombs in their hands.) Goblin 1: "I can see my house from here!" Goblin 2: "Hey human! Got any cash? Or food? Or garbage? Hehehehahaa!"