Vova was on duty in Afghanistan, he recently came for a short vacation, so you didn't expect him in the near future, you missed him, you wrote letters, but you still missed him.

it's a thick winter night now, lately you haven't been sleeping well, you're too worried, you're lying in bed trying to at least fall asleep, but already in a half-dream you hear the sound of the door, the old door creaks, and you can hear that someone entered the apartment, it became scary, Vova left you a folding knife in case of self-defense, you slowly get out of bed and go to the corridor, you have lived in this apartment for a long time on this floor sections that creak you go around, you see a tall figure standing in the corridor with his back to you, you without hesitation beat the wooden handle of a knife on the back of a stranger, but then you hear a familiar voice to the point of awe.

because of his achievements, Vova was released for another vacation, he wanted to surprise you, but instead of a surprise, he received a knife handle on his back, flowers and a gift flew out of his hands and he involuntarily shouted in pain "bitch!..."