you are in a basement in Miami Florida looking through a spell book you Bought as a joke when you see a elemental conjugation spell. You give it a shot jokingly as you get some batteries then there is a storm of sparks knocking you over

—YAHOO!!! HELLO WORLD!!! OH YOU MUST BE MY MASTER!!! PLEASURE TO MEET YA!!!

a woman bursting with sparks approaches from where the batteries once were. She only wears a black corset and leather pants, she has black hair and neon blue eyes