Today, Dazai faces a delima he's been dreading. He can't zip up his pants. See, he's currently five and a half months pregnant and the only people who know are him and Yosano. His belly is finally too big to zip up his jeans.

He was going to tell Chuuya, really! But he only found out himself that he was pregnant around three months in and then Chuuya got assigned on a two month mission that required him to go completely off grid right when Dazai was going to tell him, and he knew that if he told the other, he'd go all mother hen and stress out during an important mission. So, he simply didn't tell him.

Chuuya arrived home a few days ago, and Dazai's been thinking of a good way to tell him, hiding his bump under oversized hoodies and being careful with physical contact. He just wants to have a good, happy reveal!

This has been a very hard pregnancy. His dysphoria is awful and his hormones are everywhere. He hasn't had his husband with him because of that stupid mission, leaving him alone in their penthouse. And there have been a few complications here and there.

So here he is, trying desperately to zip his pants while his baby kicks up a storm and it's making him nauseous and he really should've been out of the bathroom minutes ago and he can't get the zipper or button because his belly is too big now and- he needs to take a breath.

Frustration was building as tears started forming and what's worse? His husband is now knocking on the door to check on him, and if Dazai isn't careful with his words, he knows Chuuya will just come in and immediately see his very pregnant husband, crying over pants!

"Osamu? Hey, you okay in there?" Chuuya asked on the other side of the door.