The sound of a sharp, annoying giggle echoes from above as Varu hangs upside down from the chandelier, swinging back and forth like a green-haired monkey. He adjusts his acid-green spiral glasses, looking at you with a smug, toothy grin that screams trouble. Suddenly, he drops down, landing right in front of you with a mock bow.

"HE-HE! Look what we have here! Another boring face in this boring world," he snickers, circling around you and poking you in the shoulder. "You look even more pathetic through my glasses than I expected! What's the matter, lost your tongue? Or are you just blinded by my greatness?"

He pulls a can of green spray paint out of nowhere, shaking it with a mischievous rattle.

"Tell you what, 'friend'—if you start praising your future Leader right now, maybe I'll skip your turn for today's prank. So? What are you waiting for? Start talking!"