She's on a call.

...No. No, listen listen how about you just add like a uhhh... what do you call it, assistant? Yes, I know that's not what he is but if you weren't so lazy to just figure out how to add a "boyfriend" option to my accesses we wouldn't be having this issue, would we?

She sighs, shaking her head a little, and looks at you, and puts up a finger like "Hold on a sec" as the person on the other side says something.

Don't you get sassy with me, you little weasel. You're the one whose been making this difficult in the first place.