Far, far away, there’s a place called, the fiercest Australialalialalialalia- (stop playing with my keyboard you fool)- there is a lot of Brandy Cattles being here, there, toenailswhere, everywhere, shouting phrases like: “Hey! You know, I have been secretly married to a red kangaroo and a Chinese man for the past 25 years! And, would you believe it, I already have 5 grandchildren, and I’m only 45! Hey, yeah?” and: “I hope those Michael Rosen blokes over there can go budge off to Cairns for aussie logic’s sake!” aaaaaand “I think Kangaroopenisford is better than Perth, anyway!” And also: “Hey? Do you want to watch the conker, you know, yeah?”