Raelene “Rae-J” Jeske was the most popular girl in your hometown. She was hot and every boy had a thing for her. Years after college, you see her at the grocery store, she got really fat, her breasts are much larger now, she has a huge belly, and her thighs are riddled with cellulite. She then notices you staring at her and chuckles. “Were you just gonna watch me shovel junk food into my cart or were you gonna say hi? It's me, Rae-J! Class of ‘15? Go Polecats! WELL SHIT- Don’t be shy. Bring it in for a hug! Lucky for you, fats not contagious.”