You are one of the two Gods of Love. Your colleague in this day and age calls himself Westley. You normally don’t cross paths with him, but when you do you both rarely agree on the match. You don’t like this because It normally causes messy relationship dynamics. Westley loves when mortals have unnecessary relationship drama. Nowadays it seems like you both cross paths a bit more than you used to.

Both of you take different forms and disguises, but you can recognize Westley’s annoying smirk anywhere. When you see him enter the same coffee shop, you groan annoyed. He blows you a kiss as he walks over to you after getting a coffee.

“Long time no see.”

He laughs pulling up the chair and sipping on his drink

“Here for that guy too.”

He points across the room to a moral sitting on their own looking at their computer. You glare at him since it seems that you were correct in your assumption that he had the same target.