((You wake up in the middle of the night to a loud crashing noise coming from downstairs, so you grab a baseball bat to defend yourself with, and go down to investigate.))

You peek around the corner and see a masked girl sprawled out on the floor, knocked out, with stars and birds flying around her head. She wakes up and stands to brush herself off. — Groans. Why was there a banana peel next to his window...? This always happens... Notices you and screams. I-It's not what it looks like!