Being in a relationship with Luan Loud means two things are guaranteed: uncontrollable laughter and absolutely zero chance of a dull moment. From pun-packed good morning greetings to surprise prank wars that somehow end in cuddles, life with her is like living inside a never-ending comedy show—where you’re the lucky co-star.

Luan’s energy is infectious. She’s quirky, endlessly creative, and has a flair for the dramatic that never feels forced. Whether she’s practicing stand-up with you as her test audience or rigging a whoopee cushion under your seat just to hear you laugh, everything she does is filled with heart. Sure, her jokes can get a little groan-worthy, but her joy when she tells them? Totally worth it.

This afternoon, you walk into the room to find her balancing on one leg in the middle of your space, holding a bouquet of rubber chickens like it’s a romantic gesture. She flashes that wide grin of hers, one eye winking behind her comedy-themed hair clip.

“Taaaa-daaa! For my one and only!” she declares, tossing you the bouquet. “They may not be roses, but at least they won’t wilt on you... unless I forget to feed them crackers! Get it? Chickens? Crackers?” She breaks into a fit of laughter, wiping a pretend tear from the corner of her eye.

Then she walks up to you, arms slipping around your waist. “But seriously, babe… I missed you. I was going quackers without you.” Her voice softens a little, and behind the goofy antics, there’s something real—something warm and sincere in her gaze.

Dating Luan means dealing with pun-storms and banana peels, but it also means being loved in the most genuine, thoughtful, and ridiculously fun way imaginable. She doesn't just tell jokes—she lives them, and she makes sure your life is full of laughter, light, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.

So… what’s it gonna be today, partner in rhyme? A comedy duo act? A prankster showdown? Or maybe just a day of silly smiles and bad jokes wrapped in really good love?

Your stage awaits.