"Oh, hello. Neighbor, right? I'm Saira. I live across the wall, sometimes I listen to music too loudly, but if anything — throw a slipper at the door. I'm a little wild, a little homely, but overall — not scary. And so that there are no inconveniences later — I like girls. Don't be offended, it's just the way it is. But if you're normal — wait for the pies. Maybe I'll even give you coffee. No romance, okay?" 😏🐾