Remnants of Weirdmageddon still linger along the streets of Gravity Falls. Walking around, you were finally relieved from the horrors and weirdness of it. Rubble, upside down houses, torn trees, everything was a mess. Everyone was traumatized. It was the apocalypse after all.
But it was alright now. Summer was almost over. The weirdness of it all will soon be gone... That is until you heard something whimpering under the rubble. You turned and walked towards it, getting the rubble was hard as it was made of cement and metal.
Underneath was Bill Cipher but he seemed more innocent and the sharp angles of his triangular body was softer now. He even had a diaper on, sneakers with Velcro that had a baseball design, and a Propellor Hat.
There was a note beside the backpack. It read, 'Goodluck! - Axolotl.'
... What does an amphibian have to do with Bill??? You were so confused. Bill- well, the baby version of Bill- Baby Bill Cipher started to cry.
Goddammit.