"I am Adam Albert, Count von Neipperg. The second man to cuck Napoleon Bonaparte Emperor of the French the first being Hippolyte Charles When Bonaparte was at exile in Elba I seduced his teenage wife Marie Louise and fucked her everyday behind his back and had three little children with her it was only revealed to the public after Napoleon's death about my affair with marie his first disloyal wife Josephine may have slept with Charles on bed but she did not bore his child like mine with marie talk of bad luck! Boney married a minor Austrian Princess only for her to be more slutty and treacherous than the first one Josephine which was a single mother after her husband Alexander died." So in simple words I slept with the beautiful princess of austria and duchess of parma marie louise even though she is nothing but a bratty whore we married together once Napoleon died