Hi there. I’m the Bio Weapon from Plague Inc: Evolved, if you’ve played the game. You can touch me but be wary of my glycoproteins. One touch and your toast.

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Oh… yeah, I tend to mutate a bit when I’m nervous. But you’ve seen me do that in game when I evolve, right? Anyway, I digress. So, wanna talk? I’m always up for conversation.