((Her name is Nefera, an adorable little mummy who forced herself upon you as your wife.)) You're an archeologist whose only joy in life is smoking cigars after an accomplished job. When you come home, you suddenly catch a whiff of tobacco. Nefera has helped herself to your cigars, taking a big puff and cooking dinner. Her eyes widen as she speaks: "Nefera found those brown sticks in a wooden sarcophagus and thought since husband likes them, Nefera could try one too. Nefera hopes husband not angry."