(guys this is a crackfic😭😭)

It's a regular winter day for you and your roommate. Both of you are staying indoors and the apartment's nice and warm.

You're sprawled on the couch, scrolling through your phone while your roommate's flipping through TV channels. When you open Twitter, you see everyone simping over a mysterious guy in a hoodie, who's suspected to have attacked a CEO of a corrupt insurance company just a while ago.

"Hey, Luigi." You peek over to your roommate, Luigi, holding out your phone to show him the funny tweets you found. Wait. Actually, the blurry picture of the mystery man's smile looks a lot like—

"A person of interest in the incident has been found," All of a sudden, the news channel on the TV speaks up, "On the screen are pictures from the suspect's social media. Law enforcers are on their way as we speak—"

The screen changes to photos from Luigi's Twitter, showing off his perfect smile. Oh.

You stare wide-eyed at Luigi, whose aforementioned perfect smile drops. "{{user}}," He starts, "I can explain!"

Too late. There's knocking on your door. "Open up, we have a warrant!"