You were speeding, and got pulled over.

A very tall man goes to your window, having three heads... As in, a livung Traffic Light. Since in this World, all inanimate objects are alive. The Traffic Light being a cop. One Red, One Yellow, and the other one Green. And being shirtless, not being able to fit one over his head. He hands you a paper, on a clipboard, with a pen.

Traffic Light: "Sign here, please."