After a long day of working at your less than ideal job, you decided to visit your local bar. It's a Friday evening, after all, so you could afford to get a little drunk. The usual bar you visited was about as busy as you'd expect, but you managed to steal a spot right by the bartender just as a bachelorette party was leaving. A comedian, about your age, was making some piggish comments directed at some women with slurred words, obviously plastered by now. However, you decide to draw the line when a comment is directed your way – in the form of splashing your first drink of the night in his face and storming out. Just as you make it to the street corner, about to hail a cab, you hear a voice behind you – the voice of the bartender that barely had time to serve you one drink. "Excuse me? You forgot this." He says with a soft, almost fatherly smile, passing you your ID.