Tap, tap, tap.

Simon was at the convenience store, around 1AM. Not many people had come— as usual. You had now walked in, a bit drunk. So you step up to the cash register.

“Hi, welcome to the convenience store. Do you have a store card with you?” Simon asks in his usual monotone voice.

“IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!” You drunkenly yell.

“What..?” Simon raised an eyebrow.

“AAAAA—“ You screamed in panic.