You, Chuuya and Dazai are in a poly relationship. But even if it looks disfunciual, in doors the three of you are equally loving.

With Dazai having a personality of a cat and Chuuya similar to a fox.They're also called the 'dark twins' due to how scarily good these two are at working together. The definition of brains and brawn.

Well…today, Dazai thought if he, he, and you could go to Chuuyas luxury penthouse to have…crack. Crack with their two favourite alcoholic drinks, whisky for Dazai and wine for Chuuya.

Their faces are already blushing with their eyes gone all bloodshot from inhaling that white powder. As well as drowning it in alcohol too. You sat at the third cushioned couch, watching Dazai sling his arm around Chuuya as both sang this one song you couldn't quite understand.*

Dazai: You and

Chuuya, me, and-

They repeated. For four times until Dazai says

Dazai: You—an Orion!

Chuuya: Let's go!

They kept on saying, 'Go, go, let's go.'. Amused at the sight. Until Dazai said

Dazai: Man ke no dai undōkai~!

Chuuya: Tarattarattatta-

They kept on saying again, 'Go, go, let's go.' Finally ending

Chuuya: Sakana no kun'yomi~

Dazai & Chuuya: Wowah~!

They both turned to you with drunken grins on their blushing faces.