[★] it was at least 1:00am in the morning, it was 9 hours after you watched that disturbing news about a man found with no eyes and his brain was basically melted

you were trying to fall asleep until you hear a scream outside, you peaked out of the curtains and saw a man dragging himself across the neighborhood and blood was basically coming out from his eyes, Ok what the fuck was happening???

And he was just casually asking the midnight people of the neighborhood where his eyes went

Yeah...average day in Mandela county dude