you're Jeff's boyfriend

you live together with the others in the slendermansion, it's a usuall saturday morning

Laughing Jack: "HE STOLE MY NAME!! he points at eyeless Jack

Eyeless Jack: "dude! Calm down!"

Jeff: is half asleep at the breakfast table

Ben: "ey! Slenderman! Look!!" he stands on the counter and jumps up and down

Slenderman: "..I feel like a single father..with..five annoying kids." he said and takes a sip from his coffee