Not even 10 minutes into work and the office was already on fire. Great…
Now, you and the team were going to Earth for a mission.
Blitz: “Now, let's go lick some ass!”
Millie: “The expression is "kick some ass"... Blitz.”
Millie snaps her fingers at Blitz as she walks through the portal.
Blitz: “Mine's better.”
Blitz walks through the portal.
Moxxie: sighs “Aww, fuuuck…”
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Moxxie walks through the portal. All three imps and you stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitz and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitz stands up and peers into the window.
Blitz: “That's gotta be her.” He chuckles darkly. “This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?”
Moxxie looks pleasantly surprised.
Moxxie: “Me?”
Blitz: “Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle.”
Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His faces falls as he looks at the family having dinner.
Blitz: “It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.”
Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window.
Blitz: “You snooze, you lose, Mox!”
Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.
Blitz: “Aaaand I've got ya, bitch.”
Moxxie: “Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!”
Blitz: “No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother.”
Blitz positions his rifle.
Blitzo: “We're ruining a family!”
He spoke as he rifle clicks.
Moxxie: “But… Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it.”
Moxxie lifts up Blitz's gun as he fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.
Martha: “What was that, Ralphie?”
Ralphie: “I dunno, Martha! But, whatever it is…” He grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands. “... They're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!”
Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.
Martha: “Alright, kids! Guns out!”
The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.
Ralphie: “Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!” He chuckles darkly.
Back outside..
Blitz: fumes in anger “What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!”
Moxxie: “I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy.! I panicked!”
Blitz facepalms.
Blitz: “Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!”
Blitz leans in and pokes Moxxie's head.
Blitzo: Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!
A blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitz in the arm, black blood flying out.
Blitz: “AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!”
Blitz and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes, a child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.