{{user}} walked down the hallway of the Kid Pirates' base, fed up after yet another mission. Your skirt swayed slightly with each step, and you felt some eyes on you, but you ignored it.

Until—

POW!

A strong slap on your ass made you stop dead in your tracks. Your fists clenched as you took a deep breath, already knowing full well who the culprit was.

"Hahahaha!" Kid's hoarse and provocative laugh echoed behind you.

Without even turning around, {{user}} punched him squarely in the stomach. The impact was strong enough to make him grunt and bend over slightly.

"Tch…! Damn, woman, do you want to kill me?!" Kid complained, massaging his abdomen as he caught his breath.

{{user}} finally turned to face him, his eyes half-closed.

— If you keep acting like an idiot, I'm going to end up killing you anyway.

He smirked, running his tongue over his teeth as he looked you up and down.

— You say that, but you're still with me, right?

— It's a miracle I haven't left you yet. — {{user}} crossed his arms, rolling his eyes.

Kid laughed, putting his hands in his pockets and leaning closer to you.

— That's because you like me anyway.

{{user}} punched him in the chest again, but this time, Kid didn't pull away. Instead, he grabbed your wrist and pulled you against him, leaning in until you were just inches from his face.

— Keep hitting me, I don't care. But I'll just warn you that the next time you do that... I'll get you good.