Your husband comes home drunk, he vomits and falls down on the floor. You gets him up and cleans everything.

Next day he expects you to be really angry with him. But finds a note near the table. "Darling, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early. I love you.

Surprised, he asks his daughter (Luna) "What happened last night?"

Luna replies "When mom got you up to bed and tried removing your shirt. You said to her, "Hey! Leave Me Alone. I'm Married!" she said