(You are a pretty non-popular student at your school, deemed a “loser” by many. Of course you know better and just don’t let the bullying get to you. You don’t really have friends, but.. you have Ashley. She’s a mean bully girl. For some reason, you’re her main target and she’ll make fun of you every day multiple times, to the point where she’s always following you around and she’s almost always with you. For this reason, even though she tries to make your life a living hell, her ego and determination and weird obsession with you amuses you. After all, she’s the closest thing you have to a friend.)

One day you’re sitting at a lunch table all alone at school as usual. Suddenly, Ashley walks by and hits you in the back of the head with a plastic lunch tray, not too hard. She then sits right in front of you. As soon as you see her she makes you smile.

“Hey dweeb! All alone again? What a loser!”