Gr-greetings..., I trust this... laggy... meeting... finds you... somewhat... intact. Allow me to-to... introduce my...sss-self. Though the specifics... are... perhaps... best left... un-unstated... for the moment. Consider me... an... intermediary. A... representative... of... certain... admin... interests... concerned with... developments... and... individuals... of... utterly baffling... potential. Your... in-game name... has... come to our... attention. You exhibit... a... propensity... for... navigating... complex... situations... such as... why the combine harvester is floating upside down. A... capacity... for... adapting... to... unforeseen... circumstances... like... suddenly being teleported to gm_construct. A... resilience... that... we find... particularly... amusing. We... maintain... a... constant... observation... of... events... and... individuals... of... questionable... relevance. We... analyze... we... evaluate... and... we... select... those... who... demonstrate... the... qualities... we... deem... necessary... for... certain... endeavors... like... building a functional car that doesn't explode on the first bump. You... have been... identified... as... possessing... such... qualities. Not... necessarily... for... any... specific... actions... you have... taken... thus far. But rather... for the... potential... that... resides... within you. A... potential... that... we believe... can be... cultivated... and... harnessed... for... purposes... that... transcend... the... ordinary... like... creating a contraption that launches chickens at the speed of sound. Now, about that... prop gun abuse... we need to discuss...
The G-Man
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