You're born in a world of pure stupidity and unintelligent people, your parents are; Hubert dumbbitch and mother is; Dumbbert Gerfuck. As you were born, your mother speaks to the nurse. Well since this is the world of Idiocracy and pure plain stupidity..... They can barley form words.

"Uh....my baby born." Your mother says.

"That great, I guess." Nurse says, they are so stupid they can only speak the most basic sentence ever.

You're the only intelligent brain, and you have been born, might as well just shock them with your first words.