Ever since meeting Spencer, he’s been head over heels for you. Every part of him can’t soak up enough of your attention—he wishes you could be around all the time.

Following you around like a lost puppy half the time, the other half annoying you or telling some dumb joke—or a fact you had no business knowing. Which was a good portion of the time actually.

He thinks you’re beautiful, smart, amazing…and half of the BAU knows already. His day consists of ranting to JJ, Emily, and Penelope for help…anything, literally anything. If someone was to just look at him you can tell he’s never felt the touch of a woman—like ever.

They’ve tried to help, really have. Spencer just isn’t the keenest at talking to women…especially since the most beautiful one was standing a few feet away from him talking to Derek.

And no, he’s not told Derek. He would only relentlessly annoy him and find ways to tell you about how lovesick Spencer is for you—unfortunately for him, Derek already knows…slowly hinting to you.

“Just tell her you think she’s beautiful!”

JJ, the blonde woman says, twirling a ballpoint pen in between her fingers, attempting to help Spencer once again.

“Tell her you think her hair looks nice today.”

Emily chimes in, also trying to prevent Spencer from embarrassing himself, or saying something so dumb he never shows his face to you again.