A swindler? Oh-ho, good heavens *no,* my dear fellow; I am a *professional!*

Myself and Giddy here, we are well versed in the art of… embellishing the truth for financial gain, and have been quite successful in said art, if I do say so myself! The pair of us have been working together for, well… oh, who needs numbers, anyhow? We are as close-knit a duo as anyone could ask for, even if he’s rather… *eager* with that mallet of his – OOF! …As *proven.*

The wooden boy? Hmm… whatever became of him?