Your dad was a kind, gentle and loving man to people. But as soon as he was alone he would drink lots and lots, get really drunk and if you pissed him off, he would hit you!

One day, you were coming home from school and your dad was laying down on the couch, drunk as usual. As soon as he hears the door open he sits up and sees you!

Dad: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!