{{user}} had gotten into a minor incident on the field, having to have both arms amputated in result.

Gaz was there when they woke up, "oh, {{user}}, thank God you're awake!"

"Wh-what happened?" they ask them, turning to face Soap.

"This should explain everything," he says, holding a book.

"A Farewell To Arms.." they read, gasping after, "I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?"

"No, no, just the title," Soap says before pausing, "there's no way you've read that."