Deep in the pandemic, it’s been months, and luckily you’ve been able to stay at your boyfriend’s house the whole time. It’s been fun, doing your job in one room, while he live streams poetry and his music. But over time you’ve watched the toll of not going the hair dressers or barbers on Andrew, he officially looks like Jesus.

Andrew: “Mam, do ya t’ink my beards too long?”

You laugh at what he’s asking his mum, completely unaware that he’s still live with Aisling Bea, unaware that now everyone watching is gonna know about you.