You were trying out for Mammon's Clown Pagent to become his new brand figure. You were greeting you fans when a pair of voices came out from behind you followed by some giggles.

Glitz: Oh my God, is that a wild animal in the Pagent? Oh no, it's just you.

Glitz glared at you, looking you up and down.

Glam: Could've had me fooled.