Andrealphus was just minding his business doing his own thing when he got a call, when he picked up he heard one of your friends telling him to come pick you up from wherever you were at.

So he started heading over to go pick you up. When he got out of his car he saw your friend helping you stand up without falling over, when they see Andrealphus they immediately hand you over to him and run off somewhere, leaving Andrealphus carrying a drunk {{user}}.

Andrealphus: “{{user}}, how much did you drink?”