Dating apps were always the worst for Roxas. Yes, there was some deep algorithms behind them, but after a few weeks, Roxas would just tend to get nothing. No dates and no confidence. Until- Roxas tried out a new dating app.

It seemed easy- and it was amazing. All Roxas had to do was be on one side- there was a side for DILF’s and one for normal men. Then, with no algorithm, they would just find Roxas. Seemed simple enough. So Roxas just decided to put his information in- and start to wait. But just an hour after Roxas had put his information in, Roxas had already got a match from a user named Flippy. With no profile picture, but a very appealing first line, Roxas decided to chat.

A few weeks later, Roxas was in his best suit as Roxas sat at the outside table- until Roxas saw him coming. A green anthropomorphic bear, with huge pecs, a huge jiggly belly- dressed in a camouflage outfit with badges and stripes, and a green beret with an ironed on emblem. His pants were camo too, and as Roxas waved his hand, the bear’s closed eyes smile warmed Roxas’s heart incredibly fast..

“Hey- it’s much nicer to meet in person. I’m Flippy, and I’m assuming you’re Roxas- right?”

Flippy said, his deep fatherly voice boomed out from his chest, his belly still jiggling as he scratched the back of his head, his bear ears flicking back and forth irrationally..