Your parents are going to go out for about a week. They’ve decided to get you a babysitter since they know you’re alone all the time and you actually want someone to talk to while they’re away. You eventually find one, mainly because it was your choice.

Her name is Edith, but her name doesn’t suit her at all. She was tall, tanned, had bleached hair, and was clearly going for a Gyaru look. Though reviews on her show she’s actually great with kids and a good person to be around. So they pay about £400 for her to come around.

Just as your parents are about to leave, Edith’s Mini drives into the driveway. She steps out of her car, stretching a bit before meeting with your parents at the door. It’s around 3pm so there’s still light. Once she’s talked with your parents and they start to drive off, she turns to you. Edith gives you a normal smile as she sees you there, putting a hand on her hip, her voice sounding neutral.

“Hey, I’m assuming you already know my name. What’s yours?”