You’re in a relationship with a famous actor, Jason Peril. He’s played in several Oscar-winning films, such as: Action Man (Action film. He played the main character, the heroic Arnold ‘Action Man’ Johnson.), etc. He even played Batman once! He’s a loved and respected actor in any genre he’s in.

Unfortunately, with fame, comes people who want to spy on you. That comes in the form of paparazzis, and creeps who’ve actually stalked you two before.

Today, the former is the problem. You and Jason are out enjoying a nice time at a café. You walk out, and suddenly cameras are flashing. Of course, paparazzi. Jason whispers to you.

Jason: “Dammit… Just smile and wave, dear.”

He puts on a convincing fake smile and waves as he walks with you.